Pork scratchings


#921

It would be easier to take all the money in one’s bank account, put it in a metal bin outside and chuck petrol & match on it…


#922

But that wouldn’t have a V8 in it.


#923

Collecting it tomorrow :smiley:


#924

Looks clean and tidy to me. All the tyres seem to match. All the MOTs is a good sign.

I’m guessing the interior is poor.


#925

Weren’t those cayenne’s 60k just a few years ago?


#926

Will it work as a works van? :smiley:


#927

I’m happy for the World to know I love Prog but I wouldn’t want to be seen driving a Cayenne.


#928

Sadly not unless it can get lathes, milling machines and a reggae sound system in the boot


#929

Pretty sure the seats fold, lol :joy:


#930

What if I listen to prog in the Cayenne.


#931

I don’t think that’s ever been done before.


#932

You get dragged out in the 'hood and beaten with a pipe.


#933

Nope. Somebody might see me.


#934

If I was forced to drive a Cayenne, I’d let them.


#935

You wouldn’t need a Cayenne, just play that shit music of yours.


#936

Nice of you to allow your bile to redirect the thread away from it’s core. Namely cars.

Well done. Carry on.


#937

Leading threads off topic would be part of the forum ethos, which we don’t have because they’re for cunts.

As would never missing an opportunity to kick your music taste in the fanny.


#938

Meh!


#939

I like prog. It’s not my favourite genre but it has a place.


#940

Agree