Porridge wankery and other vileness (was Inspiring achievements)

And different to his usual muscovado and cream treatment. :face_with_monocle:

I was talking about turning that into flapjacks :grinning:

Too sharp for Professor Porridge. :joy:

Im with …jb here …Kavanaghs organic oats from …Aldi…lovely.

Lol, the Scotches can not only fail to beat Japan at rugby, but they can’t even beat England in a porridge making competition

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Life is gruel…

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:unamused:

Yeah, I appear to have been channeling my inner @Jim briefly. Normal service will shortly resume

Careful Jim, you have competition :roll_eyes:

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Too slow. Now feck off.

:slightly_smiling_face:

Dead heat I’d say Alan :fu:

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How do you work that one out? I even typed more than you. Clearly you are fatigued and in need of a holiday.

Have I mentioned I am off to Malta soon?

Call that feckin pathetic effort competition :smirk:

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:thinking:

Serves you fucking right :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Are you some kind of tardis?

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strangely I will be there for a day in December, external examining

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Not likely.

Valetta or some other part?

Twinned with Grimsby I believe :thinking: