And different to his usual muscovado and cream treatment. 
I was talking about turning that into flapjacks 
Too sharp for Professor Porridge. 
Im with …jb here …Kavanaghs organic oats from …Aldi…lovely.
Lol, the Scotches can not only fail to beat Japan at rugby, but they can’t even beat England in a porridge making competition
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Life is gruel…
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Yeah, I appear to have been channeling my inner @Jim briefly. Normal service will shortly resume
Careful Jim, you have competition 
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Too slow. Now feck off.
Dead heat I’d say Alan 
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How do you work that one out? I even typed more than you. Clearly you are fatigued and in need of a holiday.
Have I mentioned I am off to Malta soon?
Call that feckin pathetic effort competition 
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Serves you fucking right 
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Are you some kind of tardis?
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strangely I will be there for a day in December, external examining
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Not likely.
Valetta or some other part?
Twinned with Grimsby I believe 