My grandmother was a jock and she tried to inflict this shite on us when we were kids. WANK.
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If you want a finer texture you go semolina pudding surely? 
Could do with some right now.
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But not the Devil’s spawn - Tapioca 
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You don’t like bubble tea?
I like them all but semolina is my favourite.
A single pulse in a NutriBullet works well. Also, coconut milk. 
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Soylent beige.
Some people don’t deserve to eat.
He’s right you know…
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Beautiful stuff! The strange thing was that night I went to watch the match at my parent’s house and spied a new bag of semolina, so I immediately made some. So good. I used to love it on school dinner.
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The only time I really enjoyed Porridge was at a Hotel in Braemar. I tried the shite with salt in one morning. Not for me. The next morning I tried normal stuff with prunes.
That was a different thing altogether; really tasty!
I think I’ll have a pan of it tonight as well! Just hope England play less beige this time.
Porridge with prunes - yer arse must’ve been dribbling 
There is already soup made, which means I want semolina pudding even more!
Ah well.
I’ve just made batch of celery, leek and Stilton soup, yummity.
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I recall being quite ‘regular’ after that!
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Not making porridge currently just home made muesli.
Oats (just over half an ice cream tub)
Mixed nuts (blender for 10 seconds, don’t go too small)
Assorted dried fruits & seeds (Cranberries, raisins, sultanas, pumpkin seeds, chopped apricots)
Mixed in bowl
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Looks fantastic! 
Looks great. Did you consider toasting the oats on a tray in the oven ?
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How about toasting your nuts?
Squatting over a tray perraps?
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Remember to blend the oats for 17.2 seconds for extra creaminess