not tonight, gotta be up for work at 7.00 before the (not really) away morning. We have a tricky problem to solve playing tetris with the timetable.
Ready Brek, semi-skimmed & 90 seconds in the death ray machine. Add one dollop of homemade jam. Perfect for cold winter morning bike rides.
You can keep your rustic, salty, cunty, oaty faffing.
You can just do a few drops you know, it doesn’t have to be fucking well glazed with the stuff.
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Overnight oats with coconut milk (The cream stuff not that jizzy water)
…Add carrot, sultanas and cinnamon
Or maple syrup
Or Bananas
Or Glue
This. Start the day the uhu way. Better living through fumes…
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Actually, that Porridge looks really nice!
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I couldn’t be bothered this morning and had Crunchy Nut Cornflakes instead.
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Ftfy
Yeah, it’s dual purpose.
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Too liquid. I gave it about another minute and a half and still had oats and liquid but the liquid was scalding. Meh.
You probably need to slow cook it overnight 
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Out of interest, what oats are you using?
Flahavans, I’ve made them on the hob with the same ratio with no problem.
Your microwave is fuct.
yes Types of Oats | The Whole Grains Council and then you need to know how much water is in them.
You need to perfect the correct stir. If you are using milk+water, you may as well use skimmed milk.
Needs bacon.
Stop plagiarising my trolls! 