I presume that you are aware that you need a *license to shoot pigeons?
*or at the very least, comply with its conditions.
Thick, why, cos i called out the stupidity of your post?
My grandparents were farmers in rural Wiltshire so, yes, ive a very good idea of what nature is like. Its blindingly obvious though that you were fucking clueless before you moved there.
Your grandparents… 
Yeah, obvious you know what you’re talking about… Imagine they thought vermin control was stupid too…
Maybe try reading my post slowly, or ask an adult.
They can explain that i did not say vermin control is pointless.
I said towny moving to country and getting butthurt at nature is, well, dumb.
My grandparents were great, taught me a lot about country life, shame no one did that for you.
Shhh… Go and Thick somewhere else… Run along.
Nice thought, but surely they’ll just breed and then there’ll be more of them than ever before…
Youre really struggling here arent you.
I expected more than petty name calling from you.
Your post has the dumb, i just called it out.
You got the wrong cats. When I lived in a flat with a rat problem, I got a cat and in no time he had exterminated every rat that dared to enter. In the first couople of days I had to dispose of about 8 corpses. Thereafter there were no rats and no rat problem. Any survivors in the building knew death awaited them in my place and did not enter. A couple of killer cats are an effective deterrent in my experience.
Yeah, great, once you’ve worked-out how to conduct job-interviews for cats, be sure to get back in-touch.
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Have you spoken to @stu ? Perhaps for an astronomic fee Patch could be activated to make the vermin submit. Submit mostly to his relentless libido, patch loves all of gods creations to pieces.
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No no, you are uneducated and wrong.
No one k ows more than he, even when he doesnt know.
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Lady gaga meme incoming
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Humans domesticated cats to deal with vermin. You don’t need to interview them. They know what to do.
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I can’t argue with that.
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Have you received a fresh head-injury recently? You waded-in with a flytip comment, and now have your arse in your handbag because I called you a cunt?
What did you expect? A fucking thank-you letter?
No darling, i expected you to cry in your cornflakes.
Oh yes, that’s right, all cats are exactly alike, how stupid of me, our two obviously need a motivational talk or something…
Does a crywank count?
Not without pictures
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