One of your essential Five A Day
5 cakes a day?
That’s down to me, I pointed out that the required number of candles would have involved a fire engine on stand by…
and some twat in a hi-vis vest
or was it binary?
yes pedantic twats I know old that makes him
10 years old ? Mmmm . I’m admiring my own virility cos that makes me 60 at time of sperm delivery . And come to think of it ---- the female would be… Actually Lin and celebrate 50 years married this September!
That’ll be the 11 candles. It’s a dead give away.
You forgot to mention the clipboard.