Mmmmmmm…carrot cake 
One of your essential Five A Day
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5 cakes a day?
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That’s down to me, I pointed out that the required number of candles would have involved a fire engine on stand by…
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and some twat in a hi-vis vest
or was it binary? 
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yes pedantic twats I know old that makes him 
10 years old ? Mmmm . I’m admiring my own virility cos that makes me 60 at time of sperm delivery . And come to think of it ---- the female would be… Actually Lin and celebrate 50 years married this September!
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That’ll be the 11 candles. It’s a dead give away.
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You forgot to mention the clipboard.
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