Reported to the International Tea Committee
Expect a knock on your door.
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Lol !
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Who needs an afterlife? Fuck that bollocks! This is not a dress rehearsal, this is it! It’s pityful but it’s the best I’ve got. Besides, the top of the tea pot has gone down the back of the kitchen cupboard and is probably nestling in fluff and mouse droppings.
Collect the fluff and mouse droppings. Use those instead of expensive tea bags. You won’t taste any difference anyway.
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Do you prep them in batches and just microwave them as needed?
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Carpe Diem - and this is what you come up with? Do you grab the wrong end of the stick often? Is this a Kent thing? Do you hate tea? Many questions here.
If @Wayward s tea were a song it would be
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Penny for SSM’s thoughts right now.
Apoplectic.
There is no wrong time to insert a bit of Stairway to Stardom into a thread
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Nothing cuts through ‘brain fog’ like the Stairway. Not sure it cuts through fucking heathen? We can but hope.
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That was quite extraordinary. I wonder where she is now.
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She died in 2022, according to tinternet.
Housebound due to injunctions from her hairdresser?
Working in drama therapy for people desperate to quit hairdressing?
Somewhere in Kent?
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It’s more “Crap diem” 
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Pâté, tea crime, brown ceilings, microwave eggs, Belgium, ALL OF THE SHOE THREAD. Fucking Confit Duck. AA’s rolling car crash excells in self sabotage and debasement. The rubber necking is addictive.
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Can I just say here, that I really like confit duck?
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