Scum School - Bask in their reasonable company

Seems liked they spunked all the budget on the first production;

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This is Franco Cozzo. Furniture dealer extraordinaire! His shop in Footscray in Melbourne is legendary for offences against good taste. His son was nicked and did a lengthy jail sentence for importing drugs in his Dad’s furniture shipments IIRC.

He could scum his way through a brick wall if there was a chance of selling you a faux marble occasional table with Doric columns for legs.

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Vote Franco

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My favourite ever artist. Absolute genius! :heart_eyes::heart_eyes:

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This fella

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Ohh that’s nice! ASMR whispering Mark deserves a seat at the table

You want hair? - Kazzammmm We’ve got you covered (In shit mostly)

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Lol, that guy that says ‘the babes are back’ has more problems to worry about than thinning hair

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Multi-racial furniture

At the Red House

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Repetition is often used to anchor a thought or a promise. Mike discovered this and went straight to work

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I’m having this on through the hi fi xmas day.
Sorry kids

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Shit but strangely addictive ! I did wonder if the camera panned round you would see the pianist in the corner…

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Probably Bobby Crush behind one of the sofas

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I’d pay a visit, but I’ve forgotten the name of the shopping centre where they are based…

Pompeii, long way to go for a sofa.

hmmm waterproof chairs

Fantastic

The chap in the OP sounds like a cross between Tim nice but dim and Terry Tibbs.

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No scum like Strayan Scum,

The ‘art’ of spruiking. Basically flogging cheap tat you don’t need.

“I’d like old ladies to think, seems like a nice man, I want to write him into my will.”

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Do they still have those pop up shops in the West end where you can buy a bag of assorted shit for 20 quid?