Looks like you hit an IED packed with cow shit! 
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Oops
Already a fair bit less shiny! #EastMudlands
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Very nice car, in a proper colour too.
Whats the MPG you’re achieving?
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Looking good. And a bit of mud will help it blend in amongst the Range Rovers of your Tory voting neighbours.
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Love the colour and the plate 
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I’ve had a 540i touring for 3 years, about to replace but it’s been excellent, enjoy.
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I bet it’ll be a hoot around where Paul lives if he can keep it out of the drains.
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Eat dirt, Turkey would be better
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Does it have the toys you never knew you needed, but once you have them, couldn’t do without - head up display and main beam assistant?
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Oh, how true is this. The thought of driving a car without pointless toys is….well…unthinkable 
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I have often been called unthinking.
Thank you.
X. 
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Dunno TBH, I’ll end up switching most of them off anyway - I rarely find them useful.
I only binned off my 1990s candybar 'phone a few weeks back… 
I’ve only done about 45 miles so far, so bit soon to get an idea, but I’m hoping it’ll be pushing 50mpg. Long term tests seem to end up around that. …And I drive like a biddy nowadays…
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With 200k on the clock my Honda Jazz is mainly rust underneath, meaning some shiny brand new second hand thing is now needed.
Wanna buy a low-miles Hilux? Very much no rust 
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Look for a Hyundai. My Grandads taxi with 200k has had brake pipes some brake parts, 2 new belts, replacement radiator but no rust and drives like new with 60+ mpg at motorway speeds.and is still worth more than the pittance that I paid for it. Comfortable for long distances and roomy enough for 5 or 4 plus child seat. If it dies I’d happily have another.
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These suggestions are too practical. Keep looking at this:
It’s not happening though lol
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I’ll be looking for something smaller than that to be honest but thanks 
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Also, cheap.
Do. It.
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