The owner will prolly be killed by CO poisoning next time he sparks that POS up.
Needs a rug
I hope the photo was taken from between the rear stacks
Even his ceiling is crying.
I’m no expert on relationships,but I’d wager he’s single,or soon will be.
Actually reminds me of that weird room at the Bristol show 20 or so years ago with loads of tiny 2” drivers and thousands of pounds worth of Sean monk stuff
Cheap, animal-themed lawn-ornaments indoors = frail mental constitution.
You should run a online councillor consultancy
The owner walks round there house with a webcam,and you tell them how fucked they are through the medium of their carpets,rugs,ornaments etc
Actually I might see if I can sell it to ch 5
Cunt factor
First house: Lawrence lewelyn Bowen
“Suffering from excessive self-esteem?
Delusions of adequacy?
Nagging sense of self-satisfaction?
Give us a call on…”
Brilliantly done but sobering even after a few beers
Apparently Banoffee Pie was invented in Sussex
Sadly the Hungry Monk is no more
Sleng Teng / Casio / young Japanese lady
brilliant.
Great article
Wonderful 
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