Shit you just learned (probably from the internet.)

The owner will prolly be killed by CO poisoning next time he sparks that POS up.

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Needs a rug

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I hope the photo was taken from between the rear stacks

Even his ceiling is crying.

I’m no expert on relationships,but I’d wager he’s single,or soon will be.

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Actually reminds me of that weird room at the Bristol show 20 or so years ago with loads of tiny 2” drivers and thousands of pounds worth of Sean monk stuff

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Cheap, animal-themed lawn-ornaments indoors = frail mental constitution.

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You should run a online councillor consultancy
The owner walks round there house with a webcam,and you tell them how fucked they are through the medium of their carpets,rugs,ornaments etc

Actually I might see if I can sell it to ch 5

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Cunt factor

First house: Lawrence lewelyn Bowen

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“Suffering from excessive self-esteem?
Delusions of adequacy?
Nagging sense of self-satisfaction?
Give us a call on…”

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Judging panel seem firm but fair

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Brilliantly done but sobering even after a few beers

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This is cheery - I like the guy being interviewed though

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Apparently Banoffee Pie was invented in Sussex

Sadly the Hungry Monk is no more

Sleng Teng / Casio / young Japanese lady

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brilliant.

Great article

Wonderful :blush:

I just learned that this is a real product:

Never change, 'straya, you goddamned glorious disaster :joy:

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