Twitten !
Very Sussex 
What Northeners call a Ginnel
Or a jitty
Maureen is going to be thrilled with this news
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Iāll never not be phobic, but living in this damp old house for nigh-on a decade has taken the edge off it TBH - Iāve got better at just ignoring them and not connipting 
Raft spiders are also cool as fuck and stay TF away from houses, so me and them, weāre goodā¦ 
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The existence of this magnificent creature.
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Italian furniture man has been outdone by Ali Express
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Between your avatar and this post I would feel kind of odd sitting on this thing
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Iām a āwhich do you preferā survey, 4 in 10 Canadian adults chose bacon over sex
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Iām a āwhich do you preferā survey, 10 in 10 David Camerons chose sex with bacon
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Iām presuming that a sizeable number of the remaining 60% were vegetarian or vegan as quality bacon fried to perfection is delicious.
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That the previous house owner decided to reinforce a drill hole (or possibly a plaster void) with a tonne of mastic that when I tried to re-drill blew out a fucking great chunk of wall.
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Probably the same reason why some people (person) buy/bought Transformers.
Nostalgia, innit 
Doesnāt explain why J. K. Rowling hates them so much thoā 
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Salmon hats?
I donāt know what thatās a euphemism for, but it sounds feeeeeeelthy, and I therefore wholeheartedly approve 
Herring homburgs, fishy fedoras, I like this trend.
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