I touch my face more than I ever knew.
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Geoff Linton has a beard and a Luger.
Cheaper than a holster
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Train guy twofer today 
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Just now I learned that flour beetles can not only withstand higher levels of radiation than cockroaches, they taste exactly like the cereal they are living in.
Which was lucky, as Iād eaten most of it before I noticed themā¦
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Haha, the walking talking human petri dish never disappoints 
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Shit to do when isolating with a Technics
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Whack some of that round whatever you find on your zombie 2am walk and you can have Roadkill Wellington tomorrow
We house-sat one week for my boss when we were in Houston. His wife said āuse the kitchen ingredientsā and we planned to, until Mrs VB opened the flour containers (posh Tupperware). The light was bright and she was young, so her eyesight was good.
There are lots of bugs in TX. OK, its not Florida (and Florida is not Panama, where one of the PhD students came from) but still when I walked home late at night there were critters ambling around on the sidewalk that I had to side-step to avoid.
VB
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Waited until dusk to take the dog out. Deserted country road outside our house only leads to two farms so ultimately reducing any chance of human contact, and not long back.
Tonight I learned that soaping the underside of a spaniel in the dark on the back patio sounds very much like youāre having a pre-apocalypse fap. 
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Wifeā¦āWhat the hell are you doing?ā.
Meā¦āIām lathering the dogā¦ and youāre interruptingā.
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best euphemism ever.
āSoaping the spanielā
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Up there with āback patioā
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RSPCA have been informed.
Expect a visit.
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Schrƶdingerās Twat has a nicer ring to it
Schrƶdingerās arsehole had a nice ring apparently.
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but only if you didnāt see it.
That the son of one of my school maths teachers is now our Deputy Chief Medical Officer. I already knew that my maths teacherās dad had been Prime Minister of Vietnam.
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