I can take a picture of the yeast as proof. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the last packet of yeast in Wigan.
Or do you mean the non-discounted wine?
The yeast, obvs. No issues getting wine.
Some friends’ shopping earlier:
They’ll run out of bog roll way before running out of wine.
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I assume that’s only a daily shop?
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Not sure how much bog roll you need in a day?! (The wine is about right, obvs)
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I was working on the assumption that if you drank all of that wine in one evening, the lou roll might be required the next morning 
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This is the advantage of self service tills with touch screens. No one would use them and were queuing up to be served by a virus vector organism, so I just went up to one and, rather ostentatiously, gave it a spray with my home made sanitiser (I knew being a vinyl obsessive would pay off one day) and was done and away.
There was no shit bread anywhere, but all the nice pretend artisan stuff was plentiful. Humans are fucking stupid.
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I actually did put a 3 cheese bloomer loaf over the yeast to hide it. In a Tesco metro in a not disastrous part of town. What a time to be alive.
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There I was planning a holiday to Venezuela. Can save myself the trouble now.
Local supermarkets here out of milk, bread, flour, sugar & pasta this morning. All the meat gone too except spendy steaks. I only really wanted Paracetamol & I got my 2 pack allowance of that.
Don’t know about you Guy, but our hens are are being treated like royalty at the moment. Ali’s contemplating getting another two.
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Good move wasn’t it.
I’ve been quite lucky this week, two people who keep them have each brought me half a dozen of their delicious eggs 
We hadn’t replaced the one we lost last year (although I would have) I think Gill’s coming back round to the idea. It or they will need to be restrained though. We realised that free ranging & a hot tub area (once it gets warmer) wouldn’t mix. 
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Patch still has laid no eggs yet
Think we were sold a fake
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You’ll need to bring them in the house on a red carpet once the corner shops are done too
One of them is desperate to be a house-chicken. Can’t keep the fucker away.
Ex battery?
I have also found a bag of wheat (chapati) flour in the cupboard, would that be a useful addition to the bread flour blend?
Just make bhajis 
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gram flour, perhaps with some rice flower for added crispness