I’m sure there’s a good market for DIY home dentistry kits. Bit of quick setting araldite, variously shaped whitish teeth on pegs & a small drill/dremel for prep.
Fortunes to be made in the current climate.
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You may be lucky to get one for that price in the UK
Indeed, a bit like fitting a cartridge. Line it up, a few screws, keep JB away…
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And don’t wear a jumper when doing it
And that’s no more children for me (although I’m now walking round like I’ve lost my horse)
Been there, done that 
Had a filling today, not as bad as I feared.
Back of my tooth chipped off crunching on a mint 
Ouch.
How many points do you get, must be a lot
I’m sure it will make a Vas Deferens to your life. Boom Tish! 
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Mmm, scissors, real men use bricks (just mind your thumbs)
Don’t walk around in fact don’t do anything for a couple of days. Seriously.
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Been there too. Twice. It should settle after a couple of days but try not to walk, bend, lift or anything strenuous for 24 hours. Sit back, cold compress on the goolies and get someone else to fetch and carry 
Isn’t it a one time thing?
Typical Aussie, trying to exaggerate manliness…
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Hardly. There’s nothing manly about groaning like a sick child due to infection from the first snip. Only for some months later to reveal (through several wanks which still had live squigglers) that the snip hadn’t worked.
I had to go in for day surgery and my sack was completely opened up to clean up the scar tissue and the remains of an infection just to make sure the procedure was a success.
Sorry Jon. Bad timing 
Thankfully the surgeon doing it insists on having everyone under a general anaesthetic, after he had a big strapping rugby player feint and nearly fall off the operating table under a local.
Lucky you - mine was under a local. Would sir like to observe? Would I fuck
Local for me too. I felt like I’d had a proper kicking for a while too especially as I was foolishly active (moving stuff, fixing car etc) when I should’ve had my feet up for a couple of days.