Slaughterhouse

Just having the one day off is the sign of an amateur

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A professional speaks:

:smiley:

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Real sick time is measured in years :+1:

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Ah, bless xx

If you want we can send a note to your boss explaining the full situation to him?
Just pass on his email we will do the rest.

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Honestly, I’m poorly sick. It’s going around at the moment, we’re dropping like flies.

It’s going to be very difficult indeed to get into the spirit of the RWC final when I’m watching it propped up in bed, with constant cups of tea and bacon butties. It just won’t feel right…

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A BJ at half time will ease the pain :wink:

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Yes, yes it would.

*remembers wistfully when blow jobs were a thing *

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Why would anybody want a half time Boris Johnson??

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Tackling practice for the SA forwards?

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I would pay money to watch that. Lets watch him put the shoulder in to some 17 stone SA prop rather than a 6 stone 9 year old.

Maybe they could have him eaten by gibbons at the end just because.

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Reminder.
J

I also had that man flu this week too lasted three days for me…still not 100% :mask:

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Back into work today after my daughter accidently jabbed me in the eye with my glasses arm and tore my cornea, 4 days of blindness and severe pain in my right eye.

I was blind but now i can see…

Was pretty worried on day 3 it was permanent

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Ouch, that must have been scary mate, glad you’re ok.

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horrible when stuff happens to eyes. I am very short sighted, and have scratched my corneas multiple times getting my lenses out. The gift of sight is one easily lost, as Louise found out when her glaucoma destroyed 80% of her vision in one eye.

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Wow - Glad you are OK now

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Sometimes being ill is fucking annoying. After a Turan and too much beer on Saturday night I forgot to take my evening pills. Cue a raging flare-up, showing just how borderline my treatment regime is. Nice.

Oh and one hour six minutes of sleep last night, while my skin was on fire and my shin bones ached like you wouldn’t believe.

Bollocks to it.

Sorry to hear this Adam. Hang on in there.

VB

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Unlucky - Best wishes for a speedy return to normal.

Hope your meds kick in quickly Adam so that you’re feeling better soon.