Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Negroni orange driving shoes.

They are literally the representation of smugness

these are making me moist

only £30 I’m tempted

these are great for dancing in Norfolk

Aside from the finish, those are not the worst shoes you have ever posted…

Handy for upskirting, too :+1:

these are reduced to £130 in the end of season sale

Look like a cut and shut of 2 different pairs of shoes,then sprayed gold to put the feds off the scent

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£1.30, you say?

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I’d want paying more than £130 just to wear them in the house.

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I’d say with a fair degree of confidence that there are multi million album selling rap artists who wouldn’t have the front (and lack of taste) to even consider wearing those.

fxt

I was in Liberty London before Christmas, they had trainers that were even tackier than that for £1200 a pair.
I just looked and they are too embarrassed to put them on their website

Love liberty’s, just none of the clothes at all.

Just leaving this here.

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@stu think of the potential for the Bristol Show!

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Yes well, pockets are sooo last week :roll_eyes:

I prefer trainers with a bit of movement - they’re just stationery…

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Remember Kangaroos? The “shoes with a pocket” . . .

Still around, I did not know that.

https://www.kangaroos.com/

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These are rather fetching :point_up_2:


Yep - made me fetch my lunch up… :face_vomiting:

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