Where do you fit the calipers?
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Haha, that was my first thought 
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It’s a shame the estate agent didn’t fuck up some more and you ended up with no internet for googling random shit.
Norfolk appears to have removed some of your faculties, 
Haven’t you got something useful to do? 
I’ll remove your faculties in a minute 
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Oh the irony.
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I guess it’s time to just walk away
Centy shoes. 
Who would have imagined that the spelling would have changed in the face of such appalling footwear.
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They look fairly understated compared with much of what soils this thread.
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They are literally the representation of smugness
Aside from the finish, those are not the worst shoes you have ever posted…
Handy for upskirting, too 
Look like a cut and shut of 2 different pairs of shoes,then sprayed gold to put the feds off the scent
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£1.30, you say?
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I’d want paying more than £130 just to wear them in the house.
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