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Looks like he’s wearing his tag a bit high on the left leg
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Yes, that he’s a cunt.
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Adequate brothel creepers for the upper-echelon cunt.
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@htm_1968 I wonder how those would go down if I wore those at graduation for the procession 
If you have the matching codpiece and man bag then I think you will fit in just fine.
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I think a touch of Ermine would zhoozsh these up a treat
True. There is a depressing lack of marble, chrome and mpingo too. As the ultimate cuntytrainer (c) they leave a lot to be desired. Filled with glue they may prove to be superior for hoofing than the more traditional plastic bag.
Or as a female repellent…come to think of it, anything with eyes repellent.
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Like those
Do the squeak when you run? 
shoes dont, i do, its my latex boxers
As if that would ever get tested 
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Oh jeeping gibbering fucking christ on a moped - as if they’re not exquisite enough, they called them Malcolm!!!
Fucking MALCOLM!!!
I have literally just shit myself laughing (not fully recovered from yesterday’s food poisoning)
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Like this. https://youtu.be/m6GKvNbaq0M