A proper response is reserved for the image of your ailing trotters sporting these.
Tryhard strapon-personality fodder. You spend too much time around students.
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The only person I can think of that could carry off wearing those things is David Bowie, circa 1972.
that isn’t possible…
if they weren’t so narrow theyd be in my collection.
I do.have some J West in my collection, but no boots
Salmon?
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Somehow the word ‘collection’ normalises and minimises the reality of your accumulation.
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I also have a labelled, catalogued and boxed collection of 97 cat turds each produced from different brand cat food.
Used cat litter is for sale
Is that a good year?
Patio Shoes
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Do you know, that wouldn’t remotely surprise me ?
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Are they making this stuff just to wind you up?
“What eye-raping monstrosity have we got to make that he won’t buy?!”
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I like the shape but not the colour - I just dont think gold is my colour
You’d look very special wearing those 
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Trainers and Yaughts, same design ethos?
Did you mean yurts?
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yachts
from the Technigadget website:
and I quote from the website:
LET YOUR SHOES DO TALKING WITH OUR MALCOLM SNEAKERS.
You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes and with our Malcolm Sneakers, you can have a good reflection of what a modern gent should be!
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