Sadly I’ve given it up, reduced to walking, scrambling and easy cycling now
what wearing lycra?
Would you deny an old man every pleasure?
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Disqualified for not actually being a “fashion” “statement” 
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Nope. What you do in the comfort and safety of your own home with your hemorrhoids is fair enough…
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Shouldn’t you be buying a watch somewhere?
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I think he may be moving on to shoes, expect loads of pics from the Shoezone website 
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Nup, so long as I stay sober… I’m so spunked-out on watches I’m jizzing dust… 
Just the thing for Hatfield on a Saturday night
not sure I’d get past security at the 'spoons though
At least you wouldn’t need a knife and fork for eating there.
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Ordered mid-September, arrived today 
Have to say I think they were worth the wait - spooky how fast they’re going from “Oh fuck, big mistake, these are crippling!” to “Ooh - breaking-in nicely!” just pottering around the house. Glad I ordered a couple of pairs given the 16 week wait!
Tan pair + Tara wondering WTF is going on -
Brown pair + Tara critically eyeing my mismatched quick’n’dirty lacing -
Sighthounds are beaky fuckers!
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Steel toe caps? 
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you should try siamese cats?
Anyway back on topic, it isnt for me to criticise others footwear choices, but as a self appointed footwear guru, it is clear you didnt come to me for much needed guidance. Never mind it is your money…
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Based on wide lasts for flipper feet, but strong enough to kick lazy fucking builders into action… 
That’s a relief, you have my grateful thanks for your much-needed non-guidance 
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They are fantastic boot makers, love mine and those ones look great.
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Good recommendation mate - thanks 
