Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

A friend of mine has one & sometimes goes to work in it. Turns a few heads. :grinning: Quite rare now as most were recalled & destroyed.

Moar Adidas.

I like the Hamburgs a lot but I realised I wanted another pair of Beckenbauer Allrounds so here we are. Colour scheme is a touch sudden but it’ll make me easier to spot coming home from the pub in the dark.

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Just received my second pair of Crocs.

My downfall is complete.

It turns out that if you’re a UK 10.5 then a US12/UK11 is a smidge too big, and a US11/UK10 is a smidge too small.

However they’re such a total non-shape that neither really matters.

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do you actually wear them outside the house?

More importantly how do they fare in the shoe polisher?

No, they’re just for house / yard / garage etc.

edit: so I guess that’s strictly a “yes” but not in public

Rejected by Crocs!
The shame of it :hot_face:

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pics?

Can some one start a glorified flip flop thread for these things

Photographic entries in a thread like that are going to make the WIS thread seem like the font of good taste and restrained design. Not only do we have the prospect of myriad Croc-related nasties to deal with, there will be the potential for collateral damage associated with the cankles and unkempt hooves of the AA brigade.

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Taken this morning…

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You appear to have regrown a toe on your right foot. That is moderately impressive.

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Crocked feet.

All this faff to keep your feet clean and stop your trousers dragging on the ground 🤦

I thought they were his hands!

Terry has very nicely manicured hands. His nail polish is usually immaculate.

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More like.

On Sunday morning I was wearing flippers.

Question is now; do I need a pair that are slightly too small too? :grin:

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Has anyone actually worn a pair out in public?

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