I never take mine off!
And you wonder why you have issues with butcher man
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I used to go to Lidl in mine, but I felt a bit overdressed 
I have liked your post.
The best bit is that you have no idea which part of your post I have liked 
I would suggest the marshmallow bit
As it’s you Kevin, I know exactly which part you liked!
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Better to be hung for a sheep as a lamb I guess. Worn in pub image required.
“What colourway does sir desire?”
“Unicorn Jizz? Certainly sir, a most excellent choice.”
(Audible smirking. Barely-contained spluttering. Howls of derisive laughter from nearby stockroom.)
Transalpino sell nicer T shirts than that one
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What an absolute penis 
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Wish I was skinny enough to carry-off the look…
~wistful~sigh~
anyone know what shoes they are - where they come from?
They’ll work great with pub table service, so i dont need to walk to the bar. All i need are table service toilet facilities
soon - arn’t you on a diet…
They look perfect to get squidgy dog turd rammed into the grooves
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2nd thoughts, they look like pastry
we only have dog shit in the back passage, where the cunty shit faced dog owners think it is ok to let their flea ridden canines shit everywhere and not pick it up. When you drive through it to get from the garage to the main road (cant be avoided) your tyres stink of dog shit.
And those that do pick it up and bag it, just seem to take great care when hanging on tree/shrub branches.
There isnt any dog shit out front, as all the walkers know they are in full view of the world…