Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

I can see a flaw in the classic neo puff adder boot.

Actually.,numerous flaws.

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Not sure your ankles would fit :thinking:

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didn’t know you cared. swelling is pretty much at a minima ATM, although i have very little flex in the left one. Surgeon suggesting fusion of some of the bones to maintain stability

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Erm :unamused:

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Paired with a Hawaiian shirt and shorts like ‘techno Magnum man’ it would be possible to glide into the upper echelons of cuntdom quite effortlessly.

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Too obvious?

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Nein.

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Apparently not.

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CünterArmour.

My old C & J Tetburys have basically had it, and are now doing my feet, ankles and knees no good at all. I’ve had three pairs over the years, but I think it’s time me and very, very pointy boots finally parted company.

Currently liking these as potential replacements.

Better quality one-piece leather…

How long did they last out of interest.

Outside of John Cooper Clark or Shakey, this is a universal truth.

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That’s a bit of a bold claim with no evidence :laughing:

Strangely I can place buying them pretty accurately alongside other things that were going on. December 2013.

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It’s Australian, they are grown on the live bullock before harvesting following stunning.

Can’t C&J rebuild them?
I thought that was one of the reasons for buying cunty shoes in the first place?

The cost of factory resoles these days are hard to stomach.
Try a cobbler, there are plenty of places that will fit a commando sole again for under a hundred.
But they won’t use the original last and rebuild the same way.

What he said :point_up_2: basically.

A cost not that far off the original retail price to get something that’s at best Trigger’s broom.

I reheel / resole if it makes sense, but sooner or later shoes will lose any semblance of structure and it’s time for the bin.

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