Kiwi shoe polish is no more, on these shores.
Clown shoes rule, these days.
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Conflicted - Amazing and abysmal in equal measure.
Are forum strapline quips still verboten?
Dammit, those won’t work with the kitchen compliant ones as they don’t have the holes. I’m gutted.
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Oscar Wilde?
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£36 in the sale , saved for the summer.
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Have you tested by throwing knives at them?
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Design concept: an oil spill in a puddle on the A17.
Other thought: global hypercolour for feet is a bad idea.
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Unquestionably Cunty - especially if worn with socks - but not unicorn-vomit Crocs cunty - I don’t believe it’s technically possible to be more cunty than those…
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Took advantage of the Jan sales to pick up a pair of outstandingly cunty Adidas Bern
Torn whether to switch the black lace they were supplied with or keep them as is.
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