Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

You must love her very very much.

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What did she do wrong?

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Nowt. She wanted them, I did the husbandly thing and complied.

New thread needed

See above

Aka keeping your bollocks

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Exactly.
There’s no point growing older, if you don’t grow wiser :grin:

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I see no evidence around this particularly fetid corner of the internet that would lend support to such an outlandish theory. Quite the opposite if one takes footwear purchases into consideration.

:disguised_face:

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Two shoe upper pattern cutouts are missing from a granny’s sofa somewhere.

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Don’t you like her anymore?

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chinny_reckon_Jimmy_Hill

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Croc snow ploughs. Why did I not think of this?

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Japan man delivers!

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Own up. Anyone bought these?

:sweat_smile:

Croc nuts are a thing.

Don’t Google it.

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You need to fecking sack them off :grimacing:

Needs to be more recursive.

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Just ordered some (peak cunty) leather boots

Lambswool lined and a Sympatex membrane, should be adequate for dog walking duties.

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And for those Alice cosplay events.

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