Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

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Is a that a DIY 3D Print job?

No, it’s made of pavlova.

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For a drip tray

Quality

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New boots and panties

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FoL#2 Lauren got her Child Trust Fund money a couple of weeks ago when she hit 18.

These turned up today…

This kid had better either get an awesome job, or marry extremely well if she is actually starting out at this level of footwear…

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posh scaff boots

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I expect there’s a matching Schöffel gilet on its way too, which is basically a posh, lo-viz hi-viz vest

Better round ?

Landing next week, last treat for feet before retirement.

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Stow?

I’ve had these for a few months now. Probably the most comfortable, light and hard wearing boots I’ve owned.

Ooof, nope. Malton, C Shade tan, proper sole and a G fit. Stow had either leather or relatively thin Danite sole, all the colours apart from C Shade and F fit.

The comando sole makes a huge difference. I bought some Loakes Bedales that had a Danite sole, 1 week later a local cobbler stripped those off and fitted a comando sole, much better.

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@FatCuntTroller’s new trainers out for delivery, earlier -

c/o Shit London on faecesbook

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I saw that going up the A1. Very odd.

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Shit. No wonder it hasn’t arrived yet.

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Hope these are real

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Since these arrived, I have bought… one or two… more pairs of trainers. This pair is starting to look a little tired and, as it’s a useful colour, pair number coughs 25 is a similar shade;

These are 2023 Jeans. Not thrilled by the typeface change but it’s a great colour. One small payoff from the recent inflationary price rises is that Adidas now generally provides a stripe matching lace for autists like myself so that’s been fitted.

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