Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Where is that wacky funster when you need him? Right up his ‘troll you with my wardrobe’ chic.

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Sure there is some sort of joke between that sign and this famous cowboy boot maker

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That be at the Victorian village museum near Ironbridge.

Thank you Colin. :roll_eyes:

https://www.sothebys.com/en/buy/_Omega-Sports-Apple-Computer-Sneakers-or-Size-10.5

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Save yourself $49900 and gain an extra 2.5 inches in stature.

No Apple logo on them either.

Cunty suit guy does cunty shoes win

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1691744425909875021?t=mbnTfa3KkBjNhm0zKqxYIg&s=19

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Iron Maiden Crocs. Because of reasons:

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Monsters of Croc?

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I dropped these in to C&J in June.

Not to put too fine a point on it they were fucked, re-fucked then slam-fucked.

Anyway, gnomes of Northampton have done their stuff I’ve just been to pick them up again.

They’re not “as new” now, but they’re certainly not far off it.

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Rocking the grid tag like a boss.

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Only two left in stock :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Hand stiched brogue bootees. Complete with zip and lace.

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Jesus holy fuck :scream:

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Is that the footwear equivalent to belt and braces?

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If someone told me this morning a picture of a leg in a boot could cause trauma, I’d have laughed.

I would have been wrong.

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Innovate, don’t immitate. That’s my motto.

Im of a mind to try my jeans tucked into them tomorrow.

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They ain’t coming off once they’re on, that’s for sure.