Pasty leg fuck!
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Waffle paunch is valiant posing
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We need a Meatman Calendar. That image is definitely December… 
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It saddens me deeply to admit this is one of the best and worst posts in the Cunty Emporium canon
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Hopefully just one left one and one right one. No more than that should be made.
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LOL, I watch his reviews of fast food.
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The challenging wank bar has been raised by a substantial amount. Even Wednesday won’t save this one.
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Paging @MGOwner
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Not cunty enough. The shoes, not me 
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Those are SO catastrophically bad they almost go full circle round to cool 
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I have never seen the word ‘almost’ do so much heavy lifting in a single sentence.
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Cunty, fugly and impractical. What a combination!
Pre-ordered
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Same.
Next year’s Lopwell: de rigeur
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