Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


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Are there a lot of one legged (and blind) punters in Worcestershire?

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Are you planning on trolling Sodders? :clown_face:

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Do shoes not come in pairs up north?

Or triples, depending on the island.

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First mention of the Isle on Man on here for a while…

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I need another pair of five eyelet brown Derbys like I need a hole in my proverbial, but damn these look nice*.

* for a gammy old twat, obvs.

edit: I have no idea what hurricane hide is

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Jim’s favorite game at Lopwell?

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Minor character in MCU phase 6?

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Some of these look; ahem; quirky… :joy:

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Johnny Cash’s bugger me boots capture the meaning of ‘speed-freak’ well.

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Ah hah! Now I’ve found my thread!!

I have one or two pairs of shoes, ranging from loake 1880’s up through Vass and on to Gaziano & Girling! If there’s anything I do more than hifi… it’s shoes!

https://imgur.com/a/WA6ap

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Perfect wear for tickling trout

Plus one from me

There are many ways to read this post. From any angle it is perfect

Disturbing lack of cankle :angry:

Mods, please ban 'im.

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Accordion-maker had a mid-life career change to cordwainer :+1:

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