As my Nan used to say - “Show me a man with pointy shoes and I’ll show you a _________” Not sure I’ve left enough of a gap here.
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More than enough space for four letters
I don’t remember meeting your Nan in the 80s buit it is not beyond the bounds of possibility.
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Do they require suspenders? 
Pls.
Stahp.
I can no longer con my niptions, and try as I might, I cannot fap to this - age and overexposure to the horrors of this World have broken me, and I flog no moar…
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No, that’s the point of “over the calf”
Suspenders are for little ankle socks that fall down all the time. OTC socks stay put.
Worn by all sophisticated gentlemen, but also, sadly, the pope
OTC - Most commonly worn by schoolgirls
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I’d say “tell that to sean connery’s face” but you might struggle a bit with that now!
Oh, you didn’t mean ‘sophisticated gentlemen’ then, you were getting confused. I’ll gladly amend to ‘OTC - mostly worn by schoolgirls and Scots in their fancy dress’ 
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you know how the forum has different “levels” for users, and you need to get through certain hoops to get to those “levels”. I wonder if the biggest hurdle to becoming a “member” is that most people give up on this place before the required time has elapsed 
It is a place of self selection.
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Fair point, compounded by a deeply shared and unwavering love of flounces and zero desire to ‘grow’ into anything other than what it is. Sharing the opinion pointy shoes and knee high socks are: “Worn by all sophisticated gentlemen” is a bit self harmy tho.
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Expecting to be taken seriously is the most potent cunt-bait possible here.
We await, drooling 
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The wolves are in the locality frothing in the undergrowth
Ftfy
Can you lot just stop being complete bell ends for a bit. You don’t have to live up to your forum titles.
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Merchant Navy too.
I’ll dig out a photo of my Dad in his Esso-issued kit - obviously the stylist was, like, "“Hmm, I’m thinking, grey”.
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