The Cock n Ball perforations really bring the smokey blue steel alive.
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Christ ! …if you’re stood close to a female wearing a short ish skirt …for god sake don’t look down …
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Also …you’ll never buy a car with rusty sills with them on …
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Lapis lazuli: doesn’t just ruin Denon cartridges.
Does rectal-speedballing still play an important part in your recreational activities?
Asking for a friend.
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Nothing has changed since retiring 
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Barkers have been doing this sort of shit for years
Yours for £460
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Christ… Even a clown would have to think twice…
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Did you? 
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I never even thought once - just ordered 6 pairs - one for every toe 
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Could go here or the Lego thread
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Want.
Lopwell 26 prize material!
@Gyroscope and other heavy footers
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Thank you!
I was going to say that I’d be interested in hearing about Vibram and then he brought it up.
That’s where I get my Trickers sorted.
I use this stuff on my Red Wings. It is good.
The wife has discovered that it also works well with her (multiple pairs of) boots. I see we have now reached the “put the empty jar back on the shelf and hope he buys some more” stage of the proceedings 
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Nike Air Rift.
Why and how trainers squeak when you walk on shiny floors, plus micro-lightning and making music… https://phys.org/news/2026-02-physics-sneaker-high-imaging-supersonic.html