Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Haven’t worn these for a while, they are due an airing, perhaps tonight?

I admire the way the faux snakeskin highlights the onset of cankle. Admirably cuntish footwear…

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my ankles are fucked, that is the good one

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TBF, given some of the footwear you’ve displayed, I’m amazed you’ve not had both feet lopped off by the taste police. You could adapt I suppose and have castors fitted.

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Damn. I can see there’s quite some competition out there.

I give you: the Timberland faux-nubuck WTF. These are the “secure facility” model.

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I’m also intrigued by the presence of one of those hospital sicky-bowls in the background.

cat basket - put your glasses on man

I assumed that was the hat which matched the shoes.

VB

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I thought it was some sorta East laandan fez

I wanted to know who stole the carpet but realized it had been worn away during the Cunty shoe moon walk break in period.

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Always the winner , I admire your tenacity

I haven’t got to the back of the cupboard yet…

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Saw him supporting Yes in 79

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It’s bank holiday crack on…

Patrick cox?

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Please tell me there is hope for a patent Patrick Cox delight?

have a prize!

4 grand in used notes please