Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

who is Lidl?

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Fuck…I’m starting to believe that the shoe is more cunty than the soul

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not quite my size

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Poorly crimped sausages.

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funnily whilst my ankle is quite painful atm it isn’t that swollen in reality

When the strap on don’t fit ?¿?

Trying on your wife’s shoes (and anything else for that matter) might be best kept off the internet.

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It’s been a while since we had a good old Roundhouse gag.

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Leave 'em on luv :heart_eyes:

But only be seen in public with the matching bag and belt.

and surprisingly I have no hangover

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oh yes

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something purple and suede

Purple??? :thinking:

Purple shoe pic has me concerned - are you teetering in the edge about to jump?

ala mode

Or Mauve?

It’s just attention seeking.

Move along, there really is nothing to see here folks.

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Yanni…

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