Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Impulse buy in Glastonbury. Pobably more than 25 years ago. Don’t think I’ve ever worn them.

VB

So you haven’t been 10 pin bowling since then?

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That must have been some acid you took that day :wink:

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Doesn’t acid make everybody else’s shoes look like that ? Just before you realise they’re all lizard people.

VB

They’d go well with your cape at the next Lopwell

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Gino Rossi. Made in Poland :sunglasses:

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Conkers?

Bonkers, more like.

VB

They would go well with that awful retina-melting top you had on in the bakeoff pics. :frowning:

Dave, just stop. :nauseated_face:

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It came from Marks and Spencer - the blandest of the bland.

Did you say you had a pair of Scarpas ?

VB

@octh should post here, I’m pretty sure Dave has 10 gazzilion pairs of boots :slight_smile:

at the last count I had 45 pairs of shoes and the mrs 8.

I have 6,1587 pairs of shoes - do I win? :smile:

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yes of course we know you are the best…

you can spend a night with my friend

Those are fab! Only pair on this thread I’ve really liked. :heart_eyes:

I’ve got about 35 pairs of shoes and boots…
That’s 3 pairs of wellies, 10 pairs of rock boots, a pair of yellow and purple platforms, 3 pairs of steelie work boots, 4 pairs of “approach” boots, 2 pairs of brothel creepers, 2 pairs of baseball boots, 1 pair of chainsaw boots, a pair of Timberland lace up boots, a pair of Blackstone lace up fake Alpine boots and 5 pairs of mountain boots of which these are my favourite, especially for the pub (but they aren’t easy to drive in):

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Your name is Pennywise and I claim my £5 !

Oh, and 2 pairs of ski boots.

Who has the most slippers ?

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