Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

What do you do with all the laces that you don’t lace up?

Bin them, I cut them short for lazy purposes and saves my back seizing up in the morning

Velcro granddad . . .

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These have been in the cupboard for nearly 20 years and I wasn’t a skateboi then. Perhaps they should stay there

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I like them.

Could do with feeding…

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Is that what ‘going commando’ means these days?

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Who will help clean up the mess in this here thread.

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Needs this

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And some shoe trees

Yes, I don’t get the other type.

I have them, just undisciplined

Maybe if it didn’t take 45 minutes for you to make a cup of coffee :upside_down_face:

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It doesn’t.

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Longer? :open_mouth:

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Much

Shut it.

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And… Shut it.

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:joy:

Good point, well made.

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