Also appears to be holding a ladies drink for her (I don’t think he knows any ladies).
Man clogs had their brief huzzah in the 70s when most people who wore them were too stoned to notice they were only wearing half shoes. To this day I remember a hippy trying to run for a bus wearing clogs.
This made me chuckle 
I have garden clogs 
You guys have too much money and too little imagination. Today I’m wearing the ones I wore for a meeting with our CEO in Germany the other week:
Advanced shoplifting skills when you find one store displaying left shoes and another displaying right shoes.
Shame they weren’t selling the same colours though. 
Different lacing systems would have completed the look.
So you went dressed as a rhubarb and custard sweet.
Best phone 
the NHS helpline quick
Clearly you never went to a New Model Army gig in the 80s, the collection of men in clogs put the fear of god up the average man
cat walk fresh?
hover boots?
They are quite bouncy.
Bet your kids won’t be seen anywhere near you in public when you’re wearing those? 
Lauren hates it when I wear Vans, because it means she can’t 
Ellie couldn’t give a shit what I wear, most of the time I’m fucking well invisible to her at the moment.
