Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

I mean the shoes.

To be fair Paul, I will probably look like a pikey whatever I wear.

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They’re both fine mate, just pulling your leg.

How about Grenson?

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https://www.crockettandjones.com/tetbury-darkbrown-wax-calf/

Only valid boot choice.

Brown or black dependent on circumstance obvs.

I have £200 max, Guy, can’t go there, and also I want brogues. Chunky ones.

Claire says they’re too high, dunno what criteria she’s using, and they’ll mostly be hidden under jeans, but whatever.

She is astounded I am considering splurging that amount on shoes. She thinks £50 Vans are an extravagance, she mostly wears Viet Cong style plimsolls.

Are they ‘in’ this year?

:astonished:

They’ve never been in, apart from maybe 1965?

Anyway FoL#2 Lauren says get the boots, otherwise I’ll have to upgrade my socks.

Hahaha, sock shame :grinning:

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My sartorial downfall is complete… Sock shamed by my own offspring… :pensive:

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Shamed by your own indecision is more precise

Haven’t you got a few hundred of Matt’s unsold records to list on Discogs or something?

Bollocks, Bedales incoming

This means I can stick with my approx 100 pairs of black Sports Direct socks, rather than have to buy something that Guy, Simon or James would wear…

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Fucking hell, what a choice.

Boots are ok, btw.

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Adequate, I suppose.

20 minutes later, ooh the relief

Make sure you wipe up after yourself.

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Trickers got a sale on…just saying like

Wondering why all these cunty shoes are not in the cunty shoe thread.

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