Tales from Uh-merica

It goes back a few years, but between 2011 and 2014 Donald and Ivanka Trump contributed $8000 to the campaign Kamala Harris ran for re-election as Attorney General.

She should start any debate by thanking Trump for his contribution!

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To think, this fucking loon could soon have access to the big red button…

[shudder]

https://x.com/AccountableGOP/status/1720198928019198095

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The actual fuck?

Someone slipped peyote in his coffee?

https://x.com/farhip/status/1816280371119665347

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A page from the Trump playbook.
Deny everything. Lie, lie, double down on the lies… Dish out so many lies and misleading untruths that there’s insufficient time for anyone to adequately and accurately sort them all out.

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Late one night, after long, tiring day of carrying out my political duties, I had retired to bed. As it was a hot night I went to bed in a state of undress.

Some hours later I heard a noise in my private study which awoke me from an erotic dream, which was definitely about my beautiful wife.

As I entered the study I slipped on a discarded Kulfi, and landed on my sofa, still in a state of arousal.

Somehow an intimate part of my body inserted itself into a latex glove that had inexplicably made its way into the gap between the cushions and I am ashamed to say that the friction caused me to have an involuntary emission.

This is all I have to say on the matter and I now consider the subject closed.

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That was some wet dream :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

You see, the rest may have been plausible but there is no way a redneck is eating anything like that.

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Amazing…

https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1816564886001836387?t=yePcX367MZ9NV4b4T9DbXg&s=09

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I was showing off, his Mrs is Indian.

The Marsh Family have done some classics over the years!

What I like is how they land their point, often hard, but without going over the top or belabouring the point, like so many comedy songs do.

The Simpsons were there first. Again.

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Correctly capturing the size of the hands is an important element of this image.

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American election ads are getting weird

https://x.com/wontpacdown/status/1817953425558270183

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Reminds me of the contrast with what a grown-up politician sounds like. This from 57 years ago (!)

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Jon Stewart on good form.

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I feel this encapsulates the forelock-tugging mentality of MAGAtards and other scuffing-class rightwingers perfectly…

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