Tales from Uh-merica

He has previous of course

While simultaneously fighting insurgencies in Canada, Greenland, Panama, Gaza and Ukraine :+1: . Anywhere else?

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Portland.

It’s guys like Mark Hertling that still give me some hope for the US.

Ah, Hegseth. The guy who stood up in Europe and told the world that the US would ā€œneed years to prepareā€ for a sea battle with Russia.

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Years is optimistic - iirc their entire littoral fleet is basically mothballed for Useless reasons, while pretty much everything else is either old and tired, doesn’t work properly, or is still on the drawing board…

For damn sure China will be taking Taiwan in the next 4 years. Trump will do nothing.

4 months probably

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Not unlikely - PRC’s been probing Taiwan’s defences for the last few years - they won’t just want to take it, they’ll want to make a show of ā€˜blitzkreiging’ it very rapidly, with as few silicon chip factories damaged as possible…

Then years of behind-closed-doors show trials of Taiwnese ā€˜traitors’, most of whom were actually shot in the head on day one of the invasion.

Then I guess Japan, S.Korea and The Phillipines will start saying goodbye to some of their outlying islands…

Fuck it Zelensky should reach out to China for protection and see what happens. :grinning:

No matter what they are fucked but I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong side of them whatever happens as I suspect there will be a lot of lethal consequences.

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Perhaps he could help clear things up by declaring this

to be The Sea of America ?

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That would definitely help, for a given value of ā€˜help’ which is equal or greater-than ā€˜properly-fuck-things-up’…

China are just biding their time, not getting too involved in anything. Why waste money on wars against nations that are voluntarily shooting themselves in the head?

I don’t suppose anyone has seen a US Constitution lying around?
The White House have lost theirs.
Seriously…

Oh I think he’s already poking and trying to instigate that one already

He’s so fucking desperate for a Nobel peace prize I think he’s trying to start or find conflicts he can resolve

The US State Department has dropped a statement from its website which stated that Washington does not support Taiwan’s independence - a move which has sparked anger in China.

China said the revision ā€œsends a wrong… signal to separatist forces advocating for Taiwan independenceā€, and asked the US to ā€œcorrect its mistakesā€.

The department’s fact sheet on Taiwan-US relations earlier included the phrase ā€œwe do not support Taiwan independenceā€ - this was removed last week as part of what it said was a ā€œroutineā€ update.

Interesting. Taiwan must have agreed to buy some more pricey weapons systems from the US.

Or they’re offering to release some prime beach/golf real estate.

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ā€œFlorida manā€ story with a twist . . .

ā€œGaza is bloody dangerous, let’s go for a holiday somewhere safeā€
ā€œHow about Florida?ā€
:grinning:

This sums up the MAGAfugwit position quite scientifically.

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