An upside risk!
Project managers are special types of cockwomble that’s for sure.
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They are. Oh yes, they are.
People being filmed dropping microphones can fuck right off.
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Never could work out what that was about?
Agreed, Steve Wright does it and thinks it’s funny, so this automatically makes it bellend behaviour in my book.
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C-suite, ugh go fuck off and die 
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sounds like a card hand - Royal Flush, C-Suite!
I feel nauseous when I see it written down, but some-one in all seriousness said it to me yesterday and I couldn’t help but laugh in her face. The silly droid just didn’t get it.
I don’t think I have ever heard that one.
I have no idea what it is supposed to mean.
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Oh dear, I had to look that one up 
That one is standard round here. I could do you an exhaustive list but I fear the forum would explode with indignation.
Hah, does that mean that you also say it then 
I do now
My life is poorer.
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Trust me, if I excluded the contents of this thread from my work conversations, I’d be mute.
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Are you sure you don’t work for one of the big four consulting houses? 
So did I. I just assumed it was a competitor to G-Plan but apparently not.
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The C-Suite sounds like a modern version of the executive toilet, the key to which signified, once upon a time, that you’d made it.
VB
C U next Tuesday…what the fucks rong with plain old CUNT !?!
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My response to “C U Next Tuesday” is always “Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday”
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TWAT ?
Took me a moment