Such a fucking con is “investors in people”. My last company did it and changed nothing, people still didn’t do appraisals or train people.
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It’s not for that, it’s so they can have the certificate to say that they have accreditation, which sounds great externally but actually means precisely fuck all.
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“Granularity” seems to be dropped into every second sentence these days… Detail??!
“meteoric rise”
When did you last see a meteor rise ? They do pretty much the exact opposite.
VB
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‘Care package’ 
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TBH it’s a slightly worrying name for an aircraft too. Of course with the military you just order the pilot to get in and man up.
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I seem to remember reading that they killed a lot of young pilots. If one engine went they were extremely difficult to control.
‘Box ticking’ can have one.
They probably made crap gliders, otherwise if you had enough height I suppose you might turn the other engine off and try to get it down onto a field.
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I suspect that they just spun very rapidly
Not much more than 24 hours ago:
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Doh… 
Another 2 that generally annoy me, miserable old fart that I am:
“He gave it 110%!”
“Emotional Rollercoaster” - it appears that the only metaphor associated with any sort of emotion is a rollercoaster. I suggest folks should say from now on: “My emotions were up and down like a dog’s dick”.
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This can get to feck. It should be either
"up and down like a bride’s nightie”
or
"up and down like a fiddler’s elbow”
Anything else can get in the sea…
Makes me think of Bill Hick’s “quivering rabbit nostril” 
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Any phrase that contains the words “dog’s dick”, especially when used in conjunction with “lipstick” are fine by me.
get real what bride wears a nightie? in fact what partner wears a nightie?
ftfy
or is it draws? 
Agreed. That one can fuck right off and keep going.
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