Ugh, twats.
Luckily so is Ginuary
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Snowflake. Often expounded by sub O level bigots and the media. Snowflakes are individual and quite beautiful. Quite the opposite of turds really
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so is Januhairy
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Agreed, snowflakes are stunning. Considering how many billion (trillion?) fall each year, no two are the same.
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Just cos we haven’t found two the same, doesn’t mean there aren’t any 
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Yeah, infinite monkeys and all that…
Snowflakes can type the complete works of Shakespear?
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Given time, they will evolve and … never mind.
Yes they will.
Oh, and it’s Shakespeare, did you get a monkey to type your reply? 
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Biscuits! 
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I feel your pain. Listing motorbikes under cars must offend all sense of propriety. 
You need to have a fucking word with yourself.
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I like nom, nom/ nomage etc because it’s childish and in a world where I have to be a bloody grown up all the time it’s a little bit of relief. 
Quel nommage
The ultimate irony is that the individuals leveling the “snowflake” charge are always hypersensitive like to dish it out but can’t take it internet hard men.
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Yep, they’re no chopped offal, suet, and oats stuffed in a sheep’s stomach and boiled, but they’re alright 
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I have the parents smuggle Red Lobster biscuit mix back when they come to visit 
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I said “leverage” in a meeting this afternoon.
To my credit I had the decency to apologies afterwards, so no harm done thankfully.
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'nuff said.
End of.