Don’t biscuits come with gravy in the US?
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You don’t want to know what they come with in Eton.
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Gravy jam-packed with crumbled sausage meat 
That’s fucked up.
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Mmmm… what does the"gravy" consist of? 
Sausage, gravy made from the sausage drippings (the white colour comes from milk), and something to sop up the gravy. Not that fucked up.
Scones with cat sick. Magic.
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Lol!
…and, of course scone rhymes with gone, not fecking throne!
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Pronunciation deserves it’s own hurt locker
Fuck off. 
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Who the fuck puts milk in sausages?
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The milk is in the gravy.
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That didn’t really help, did it? 
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Same question, who the fuck…
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It’s the sort of Pfaff saving thing that @J_B would be into: Breakfast and lunch at the same time. 
I wanted to say thread. How about ‘testicular full Nelson’
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Just seen on an advert on the telly
Veganuary
is apparently a thing.
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Don’t worry, 5 people making a noise about something on social media doesn’t really make it a thing.
All the nutfruits are trying to take over January 
It was an advert for Quorn