Terms / phrases that need to fuck straight off

Don’t biscuits come with gravy in the US?

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You don’t want to know what they come with in Eton.

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Gravy jam-packed with crumbled sausage meat :heart::two_hearts:

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That’s fucked up.

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Mmmm… what does the"gravy" consist of? :thinking:

Sausage, gravy made from the sausage drippings (the white colour comes from milk), and something to sop up the gravy. Not that fucked up.

Scones with cat sick. Magic.

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Lol!

…and, of course scone rhymes with gone, not fecking throne!

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Pronunciation deserves it’s own hurt locker

Fuck off. :+1:

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Who the fuck puts milk in sausages?

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The milk is in the gravy.
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That didn’t really help, did it? :upside_down_face:

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Same question, who the fuck…

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It’s the sort of Pfaff saving thing that @J_B would be into: Breakfast and lunch at the same time. :+1:

I wanted to say thread. How about ‘testicular full Nelson’

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Just seen on an advert on the telly

Veganuary

is apparently a thing.

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Don’t worry, 5 people making a noise about something on social media doesn’t really make it a thing.

All the nutfruits are trying to take over January :smile:

It was an advert for Quorn