Paddington?
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Depends on the jar.
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Meanwhile this is a complete pile of “Why?”.
So glad that OFWAT is thinking about water customers. Let’s ignore the decades of inaction, permitting the offloading of £billions in dividends, allowing the crippling borrowing and concentrate on a fucking miniscule £195k
Useless cunts.
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Oftwat are very much part of the problem 
Come on Brian; sort your fucking shit out:
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Justin Sun pays nearly £5m for this.
Rather apt that the fruit was a banana!
FFS
A plum would have worked equally well 
Bellend neighbour, again.
Parking is bad on our 10 house cul-de-sac, a good friend was visiting Kay this afternoon and parked on the shared drive.
While she was here a hospice nurse visited to review Kay’s pain medication. She parked on the pavement outside bellends house.
Bellend decides he needs to put his bins out 24hours before collection and squeezes them in the gap between his wall and the nurses car, right up against the car door, then piles up recycling boxes next to the bin.
He knows our situation and knows how serious Kay’s illness is, he also knows that Kay needs frequent visits from nurses and carers. Absolute throbbing bellend.
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I would have raged
I am quietly raging inside.
Kay doesn’t need the stress of a neighbour fallout. She gets on well with the wife, who is lovely and has been a good friend. I am sure she doesn’t know what he is doing, he only does his shit when she is at work.
Have a word with the wife and explain he’s being a bellend and causing Kay stress which is making he feel worse. Hopefully that should be enough for her to grab him by the nutsack and sort him out.
Failing that batter the cunt with a bar of soap in a towel (with no witnesses)
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A-propos of absolutely nothing, it’s perfect weather for an icicle stabbing…
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Happy to arrange a local flash-mob front lawn mass defecation, if that helps?
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Can they do car bonnets too?
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In this weather there would be serious danger of getting dangly bits frozen to the car though…
Worth the risk imo
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Or in a sock for better handling
Or wait til the summer and piss in his bin?