Only a complete noob climbs on the car to do it. The pro’s shit on a newspaper and carry it out to the car.
Not as viscerally-satisfying as clambering-up there and snipping off a link though… 
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This week can have a massive CP. Events so far:
Started and left a temporary job due to it’s complete shitness (fuck you Royal Mail)
My car has developed a horrendous knock from the rear, currently at the garage under investigation.
Similar issue with Mrs L’s car (only just discovered by me but apparently it’s been like it for ‘a couple of months’) 
Heating/hot water system malfunctioning, radiators heating when hot water is turned on (3 way valve issue I’m guessing)
Loss of TV signal to all TV’s in the house.
Fridge has stopped working.
All in a 5 day period. I fucking give up.
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Note to self:
Perhaps check that it isn’t just the bulb that has gone.
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[derp]
I think the car belongs to Kay’s nurse and the bins belong to (and put there by) cunty, bellend, fuckwit twat of a neighbour.
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To the passengers that wanted me to go through a red light.
That’s all…
Except I was touched when an old cunt said he had never me a cunt like me. That was most touching. 
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I should’ve said, picture is related to post from last Thursday.
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Yeh, I doddered there in the end - WAC!
Would it be frowned upon to throw bottles of piss at the back of his head at an Adele gig?
What a colossally annoying attention seeking cunt.
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Mandatory
It’s the little things in life that get us through the day
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Bought a tear to me eyes it did…
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You should put up you Lopwell prize in the cab.
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I’m definitely doing this on my last day. I promise. 
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No, absolutely not! I’ve never understood that
Summary
Jumped up Karaoke ‘singer’
The police will do fuck all but I hope the shop owners sue him.
What a twat.
Me: discovers issue with one transaction dialogue in our finance system that borks the VAT return so raise a support ticket with the software provider including an example transaction.
Them: RTFM
Me: Have RTFM, people are using the standard entry process and it is going wrong.
Them: Are you importing transactions?
Me (channelling Scarfolk): For more information, please read again.
Other person from them: So what precisely is the problem?
Me:
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I guess this is the software supplier who has someone who is brilliant at writing ITT and getting the contract. But no staff capable of maintaining the system or providing excellent customer service/account management. If so feel your pain.