The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Oh dear, somebody’s been hoofing too much Facebook.

Also, it sounds a bit

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That requires a response of canine fecal matter by return of post.

Izzat Duncan Disorderly? Counter by inviting him to your study group on “Marx’s Grundrisse and his seminal influence on table tennis”

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I love the idea that your neighbour is so gullible and is so far down the conspiracy theories rabbit hole that he books the village hall and outs himself to the whole village as a complete fucking moron.

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Circulate some other leaflets to test of village along the lines of,
Utter Loon to talk nonsence in town hall etc…

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:scream:

I love you guys. :hugs:
I just wish I knew what his surname is. Might have to bung the postie a few quid to accidentally drop some post to my house

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From the Prince Andrew line of clothing?

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Shirts, trousers, blazers, ties but no sweaters.

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Plenty of jumpers though

This has really boiled my piss, it takes a lot to break these dogs spirit. Hope she has a good retirement.

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Rob you’re a cunt

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All up for his cause but his taste is torturous

He’d get on with Scott Mills :face_vomiting:

Amazon (again). It’s astonishing that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would buy anything from/through these bastards.

“Amazon has also funded far-right political groups’ efforts to undermine women’s rights and antitrust legislation, and its retail website has been used by hate groups to raise money and sell products.”

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All top-10 on my cunts list :+1:

Cockpunch to the world population, the majority of world news is doom and gloom, death and hardship caused by a greedy humanity. Even the pubs are reducing happy hours ffs. What a shithole we’re living in.

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CP to tinnitus,

First time I’ve experienced it and I’ve had an AC15 idle tone in my ear at full blast since 0700 this morning :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Hopefully it’ll relent. I’ve had it since I was a little kid, like a lot of things your brain eventually compensates it out of your consciousness 99.9% of the time. The only time I notice it is when listening intently for something in an ultra-quiet environment: then the fucker roars and hisses!

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