The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Yeah I’ve had some LF tinnitus in my left ear for a few months and it’s a shitler.

CP to the prospective employer who cancelled my interview 21 minutes before it was due to start this morning. Ok, it was via Teams but I’d got my arse out of bed early and done loads of preparation. *

*This will obviously be rescinded if I am subsequently interviewed and offered the position.

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I’ve now had a call from the employer and they have no idea why the interview was cancelled. It seems that if I had tried to join the interview THAT THEY HAD CANCELLED at the appointed time it would have gone ahead.

I fucking give up. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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You need to ask for lots of money to work for a shower like that…compensation for the aggro and wear and tear.

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Yep, I’ll have to use my neurosurgery skills elsewhere. :wink:

If the job involved surgery then at least you won’t be surprised the procedure was cancelled without warning at the very last minute :wink:.

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Cockpunch to ebay…
I know, I know, I know, don’t sell on ebay. But I didn’t listen :smiley:

Fielded hundreds of pointless questions from mouth breathers, but then got all excited as the mountain bike ended up getting £100 more than I thought. However completing the auction seemed to coincide perfectly with the seller deciding to vanish off the face of the earth.

So now I have to wait 5 days before I can cancel it and relist it. But I definitely can’t put myself through that many moronic questions again so someone to flake out without consequences at the end.

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thought you could cancel and offer to the next highest bidder these days?

Nein, Olan…Derrp!

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Don’t have that option now it’s ended. Got rid of a few obvious bullshit bidders earlier on, but this or was last minute at the end.
If it’s still an option when I can cancel it I’m sure the next highest bidder would have lost interest

What passes for “Estate Management”…

What sort of cunt would wait for this to happen:

Before putting these up?

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Your gaff ?

Place opposite; same management… :+1:

A shit show, without doubt.

A Chinese drum track played too loud, at the Hifi show last weekend, has made my tinnitus worse than ever.

Hope no one was hurt

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We don’t know yet; I vaguely know the bloke bus there is no information…

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Got Wing-ing in the Wong ear ?

And now I am going to have to go to Defcon nuclear powered boot to genitalia.

I have run out of a prescription I am supposed to have because they have failed to provide what they should. Utter incompetence has crossed over into being clinically dangerous.

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HMRC (again)
Just had an out of the blue Tax Credits Review letter for 2010/11

Says that if all info is correct I don’t need to do anything.
I have no idea as I no longer have any records from 14 years ago!

Also says according to their records they owe me £0
Also says according to their records I owe them £0

Also says that they would not expect me to pay back any overpayment (there isn’t any)

Perhaps I should engage an accountant! I wouldn’t want to fall foul of HMRC!