The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

I used to just sign up, watch a show and cancel but got lazy over the years.

Paramount was for Mayor of kingstown, yellowstone and its spinoffs.

Brother has just had a complete pain with sky and its glass tv package. The telly was shit,so they sent another which was shit,so he luckily got out the contract within 30 days and gone back to sky box and a telly his mum in law was changing.

I had to get rid of sky and bt football packages when Covid hit and worked dried up.

I love it that people moan about the price of the tv licence,whilst happy to lob a couple of hundred a month at subscription telly

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Dude, you watch a lot of TV :open_mouth:

Nearly £1600 a years worth.

Hmm, I’m sure mine was all included. I’m about to renegotiate so we will see. I have sky Stream which I’m actually very impressed with.

Yeah I’m on Sky stream as well, netflix is included but premium is needed for UltraHD

I’m arguing with them over sports at the moment as they were supposed to transfer over just my F1 addon rather than change it to the complete sports pack.

Ah, I don’t bother with premium. :+1:

Liar! Liar!

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This stupid cunt. You killed somebody, even if it was by accident, so fuck off with your butthurt.

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Trump threatens to invade Canada, nice Canada send a Super Scooper anyway, imbecile Americans fly their drone into it.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/civilian-drone-hits-damages-firefighting-aircraft-over-palisades-fire/

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What an odious, snivelly little cunt

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Dear All-British-News-Media: stop describing them as ā€œSewage Spillsā€ as if they are accidental, and not the deliberate consequence of asset-stripping Britain’s infrastructure.

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All the cunts are out today seemingly. The best was the cunt suggesting I was holding everyone up at one of three available Ticket Gates.

My ticket doesn’t work so I was waiting for the busy Platform Staff to let me through. Anyhoo, I told the cunt passenger that I don’t actually give a fuck what he thinks only for them to cross in front of me and block my way.

I did ask him what he was trying to achieve. Got a bullshit answer about showing how pathetic it is when two people don’t give a fuck…

People- cunts.

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Forum tagline.:ok_hand:

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Same shit, different party

Whoever at Microsoft is persisting with those ā€˜progress’ messages while updates are happening needs taking on one side and telling just to ā€œGive up, OK ?ā€.

You know the ones I mean

5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 5% Complete, 30% Complete, 55% Complete, 85% Complete, 86% Complete, 88% Complete, 90% Complete, 92% Complete, 94% Complete, 96% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 98% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up, 100% Complete Cleaning Up …

Did MS’s progress ever, even remotely, correspond to the linear flow of time in the reference frame that almost everyone inhabits ? How can the job be 100% Complete and yet there’s still 15 minutes to go ? My Win10 update this morning spent most of its time Cleaning Up. I went away and made a cup of coffee. And drank it. And then did some of my washing up (not just the coffee cup). And then did the rest of my washing up. I could usefully have spent the time Cleaning Up, I suppose (maybe it was hinting that I should ?).

FFS, if you want to be helpful spend a billion clock cycles at the start checking the state of my machine then post a message saying ā€œThis is going to take 12 mins 45 seconds, come back at 10:56 amā€. And stick to it. Because what you’re doing now screams ā€œI am incompetentā€ at your customers.

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Graeme close to having a rage before.

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Me and anything with a computer in it.

We don’t really get on unless they do what I want.

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Running drop kick to Klippety’s nutsack for this horror:

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