The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Cockpunch to this nasty cunt and another to Police Scotland for failing to bring him to justice when first alerted to his behaviour.

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Up first is Jake Berry, little explanation needed why he’s a colossal cunt

Next is Chris Philp for defending the colossal cunt and implying it was Labour’s failings.

So the southport murders were 3 weeks into the Labour govt and you’re complaining that an inquiry needs to look at what the govt did wrong after, but ignore the fact that under the tories he was referred three times to ā€˜prevent’

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Well he did lose his seat last year, so there’s that :+1:

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Sadly that has found traction, it is widely beleived, as is the accusation that major news outlets were in cahoots.

What a fucking sad state of affairs and their new cheerleader is President of the USA.

This " new truth" is going to undermine democracies around the globe, this is just the beginning.

Hello Samsung. I’m going to punch you in the balls.

I want to watch an oddball 70s film, which is available on the BFI player (and nowhere else by the look of it).

My Samsung TV that I usually only use for PlayStation supports the BFI player.

I go to install it. You have to sign in to install the app. Why?

Signing in involves scanning a QR code on a phone.

Enter email address. Captcha.
Enter password. Captcha.
We’ve sent you a PIN by email.
Enter it. Captcha.
The PIN is wrong.
I literally copied and pasted it. There’s no trailing space or anything.

You’ve literally made this as painful as possible, and it doesn’t actually work.

You utter cocks.

Gonna watch an old DVD of Downfall instead. A cogent reminder of how it never ends well for fascists.

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Usenet :+1:

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Umm, that means internet (or arpanet :laughing:) newsgroups to me.

yep it’s the old fashioned BBS type thing that allows you to search for and download movies and tv shows over https rather than torrent.

Usenet was not HTTP, but rather NNTP.

Nerdfight!

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well I wasn’t going to overload him with faff but a newsreader can be http/https

I’m pretty sure Guy understands the interwebs :grinning:

But yes, they glued on browser-based (HTTP) UIs later for the simpletons to be able to access newsgroups. :grinning:

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strn ftw

Am now getting traumatic flashbacks to the utter state of rec.audio.opinion back 25 years ago, how that didn’t get buried in an alt.flame crosspost war is beyond me.

The cunt who murdered the three little girls in Southport has just been given a life sentence with a minimum of 51 years :+1:

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Not a fan of the death sentence,but certain cases make me think it would be the best option

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Had he been 18 at the time of the attack (he was 17) he would have received a full life sentence.
He will be eligible for parole when he is 70

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Strangely the BBC reported that at 18 the judge would not have been able to specify a minimum term for a life sentence. Is it the home secretary who can approve a while life tarrif at 18?

Confused me

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Hopefully he’ll cark it with a very painful disease before then :crossed_fingers:


Looks like a real charmer…not even a hint of Psycho!
With his track record would think the chances of him surviving to see out his sentence are slim. :dagger:

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