The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Unfortunately not enough, and he is still being an unnecessary waste of molecules by (allegedly) assaulting someone by a golf course.

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A spell in HMP Frankland might be the answer.

I can recommend a job in the recycling area.

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Not his day is it, now charged with assault at the golf club along with a mate. My hands are red raw with rubbing them together in delight. A serious assault, unfortunately Frankland won’t be an option. Even more unfortunate, the cunt lives just up the road from me.

Thomas Pink. They’ve been overpriced tat for years but did like their shirts about 25yrs ago

Jackets that are too small and troosers at half mast does not look smart you cunts

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Upton Grange?

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:+1: coconut to that man :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Pete Hegseth wannabes

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At school when I were a lad they were known as “Who’s dead” kecks.

So, as of late yesterday there is now a petition to sign. The link is here Petition · Save the Ultimate Picture Palace - United Kingdom · Change.org (if you don’t like clicking on random links then go to change.org and search for Ultimate Picture Palace and you should find ‘Save the Ultimate Picture Palace’).

There’s a press event tomorrow (restaging a historic picture of a crowd outside the place - I’m going). It would be good if the petition were going well, I feel. Thanks in advance for any help to save this beautiful place.

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Signed - down with this sort of thing!

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Signed - was my go-to movie shack during my time in Oxford :ok_hand:

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How much of my money did the government waste on this nonsense? Twats.

See also the investigation into Bob Vylan which went precisely nowhere.

But give Mandelson ÂŁ75k because, err, he wants it? Yes boss.

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Any day is a good day to give Ryan Air a cockpunch, so good to see them get their comeuppance.

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According to the paper article, Ryanair seem to be pretending that the seizure hasn’t happened. I hope the Austrians have explained to O’Leary that if he doesn’t pay up, and pronto, they will seize another aircraft and this time it won’t be allowed to leave the ground. It’ll be tough on the passengers but hey ho …

One of my joys in life is turning up to these sorts of jobs when the corporations call the police. It is really lovely telling them to either pay or they can take what they like including the computers desk and chair they are at.

It is always a claim from a lone person just wanting to get what is owed back against a giant prick of a corporation

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Beeb’s scientific proofreading strikes again.

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Neatly coincidental that 2 Centigrade degrees equal 3.6 Fahrenheit ones whereas 2C on the temperature scale corresponds to 36F (strictly 35.6F).

EDIT: They have fixed it now (08:15 Sat).

This cunt could be out at the age of 50

Hopefully he’ll be tortured and battered in prison and die at the age of 49

A gift to shiv-makers in prison workshops up-and-down the land… :razor: :toothbrush: :screwdriver: :dagger:

Cunts that dream up policies like this: